Robert Blog 20- How to: Remove Communists

If, like me, you have noticed a dangerous increase in filthy communists in this blessed country of ours but do not of knowings how to remove this menace of society, than this the blog for you! Removing this dirty Red Menace can be quite tricky as dirty Commies are very good at hiding, but I know their secrets and will show you in (INSERT NUMBER OF STEPS HERE) easy steps how to remove them.
Step 1: Identifying Communist-
Communists can be hard to spot as they look like most everyday people, but they do have some features that will be easy identifiers once you learn them. Most communists have bad hygiene, they are to busy complaining about the lack of free stuff on the internet and spouting opinionated garbage onto the internet to actually bath. They also will wear filthy commie t-shirts with the Hammer and Sickle or a Che Guevara. They are also most often overweight and have their hands permanently covered in Dorito dust. There will also be an unmistakable aura of entitlement that will shiver your all American willies.
Step 2: Diagnosing Communists-
Like Cancer, Communists come in many varieties such as: Socialists, Maoists, Stalinists, and the Homeless. This step is irrelevant however because all Communists are deserving of immediate prejudice regardless of type. I just like to keep track of the types for sporting purposes.
Step 3: How to remove Communists-
There are several methods such as Napalm, Nuclear Holocaust, Running them over with your "Freedom Mobility Scooter" etc. This step is really up to you as an individual, just go with what feels natural there is no wrong answer! And don't worry about being "humane" as communists are not people anyways so again go nuts!
BONUS STEP!!!!!!!
Step 4: How to make America Great Again-