Allie Gregory Post #21

       At this very moment, somewhere in the universe a man is stubbing his toe. He will jump, shouting obscenities. And he will stumble into the wall, taking a good minute to recover before finally leaving the house as he had been planning to do. Because of this, he will be almost two whole minutes late getting to work, and he won't bump into a random girl on the way and she won't spill her coffee down her shirt. He will not offer to buy her a new coffee after work and, and because this cheesy romance plot will not ensue, the two will not fall in love and get married. They will not have a child who grows up to invent the flying car, and because this invention takes several more years to come about, a young child who was meant to work in a flying car factory, instead will work in a towel research facility. He will invent the first injury soothing towel, soon popular in all hospitals and most every home, and they will become an absolute wonder for people who have stubbed their toes everywhere.