Fictional Character, Fictional Life: Ben Edition

Since I don't watch really anything, I'm going to include video games in your prompt.

I would be the Tetris t-block.

(this one)

I would be this lovely piece of geometry because think of the life this little guy leads-droppin, poppin, and stackin his little heart away. and when he inserts himself into the perfect hole, he can pop 2, or even 3 if done skillfully, lines. He also could function as an umbrella for his pals. can you do that? not likely. or, at least, not effectively.

I have included a depiction of what would occur should a boring human attempt to umbrella. Let me tell you friend, it does not end up well, as you can see for yourself. Don't let your friends down, you loser. be a t-block.