The activity for which I will be designing a playlist for is, of course, walking the dog. I would suggest a large speaker in replacement of headphones for the full effect.
First off, you must start with an invigorating song that will energize both you and the dog. my selection would be "Blow" by Ke$ha. however, "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha works just as well.
Next, you need a very sexual song to help you strut your stuff and flaunt your erotic prowess whilst your dog defecates on your neighbor's lawn. My selection for this task was Ke$ha's "Take It Off" due to its effect of making you feel literally grimy, as if the artist that produced it has been caressing you with her glittery, sticky hands.
now that your dog is emptied out, fill it up with some intense emotions of affection and drug-induced addiction with the use of "Your Love is My Drug", a classic in the eyes of many musical critics by the composer known as Ke$ha.
Now for the journey home. As it is possible you may be growing weary here alongside your mutt, power up with a power song. my suggestion is "Backstabber" by Ke$ha. let the hate flow through you, as Abe Washington once said, and power walk your way to victory my man.
Finally, with home in sight, poop-bag in hand, play a song that reminds you of home. This song should be very endearing and give your thoughts of your childhood, so naturally, my selection is "No hands" by waka flocka flame. Ah, sweet memories.
First off, you must start with an invigorating song that will energize both you and the dog. my selection would be "Blow" by Ke$ha. however, "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha works just as well.
Next, you need a very sexual song to help you strut your stuff and flaunt your erotic prowess whilst your dog defecates on your neighbor's lawn. My selection for this task was Ke$ha's "Take It Off" due to its effect of making you feel literally grimy, as if the artist that produced it has been caressing you with her glittery, sticky hands.
now that your dog is emptied out, fill it up with some intense emotions of affection and drug-induced addiction with the use of "Your Love is My Drug", a classic in the eyes of many musical critics by the composer known as Ke$ha.
Now for the journey home. As it is possible you may be growing weary here alongside your mutt, power up with a power song. my suggestion is "Backstabber" by Ke$ha. let the hate flow through you, as Abe Washington once said, and power walk your way to victory my man.
Finally, with home in sight, poop-bag in hand, play a song that reminds you of home. This song should be very endearing and give your thoughts of your childhood, so naturally, my selection is "No hands" by waka flocka flame. Ah, sweet memories.
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