How to B.S. any situation in 150 words or less.
Give the other person involved full attention and eye contact.
Periodically nod.
Mumble things that sound like yes while you nod.
Act like you are getting an important call.
Bring up Robert Miles at all costs.
Use sentences that are very complex and extremely long for no definite reason adding in extra words for more length.
QUOTE YODA AT ALL COSTS,
If you know this person political affiliation, kiss up to it, as most people are so blinded by political views they could care less if you were talking completely jibberish.
Talk jibberish with high brow vocabulary sprinkled in.
Bring up extracommunal astro-encrustations, works every time.
derail conversation with awkward, dry humored joke. Anyone who laughs is now your friend due to shared sense of humor.
refer to self in third person.
Once you are bored simply molly wopper your keister out of there.
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