Holden Huffman Blog #13

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United States Almost Pays off Entire Debt to China by Discovering the Lost City of Atlantis!  Yesterday morning, a group of deep sea divers, who apparently had the advanced equipment to go thousands of feet underwater without being affected by the pressure, stumbled upon a mysterious glistening in the distance.  As they approached it, they realized they were about to make history.  They entered the underwater city to find hundreds of treasure chests full of gold, golden buildings, golden blocks, golden everything.  They quickly went back to land to report the news.  The government has decided to give the discoverers $100 each and will use the rest of the findings to pay off the debt to China.  We still owe a couple trillion dollars though.....