Nate Assignment 13: A Defense of Alabama's #2 Ranking by an Informed Fan of the Crimson Tide

In my 43 years in this glorious state of Alabama, I can't say that I have ever seen a football team quite like the 2015 Crimson Tide. In terms of the best college teams of all time, I would probably rank them between the 2014 Crimson Tide and the 2012 Crimson Tide, at number 2 in my list. But that's a conservative guesstimation. How anyone could say we shouldn't be number 2 just doesn't make sense, cause' we should be number 1. Them northerners like to say that teams like Oklahoma and Michigan State have better resumes than my tide, but they be way wrong. We beat elite SEC teams like Georgia, Texas A&M, Tennessee, LSU, and Mississippi State. Them nurtherners say that Oklahoma and Michigan State have more top 25 wins dan us, but they be way wrong again! Whose top 25 we lookin' at, cause' dose'  SEC teams we beat look real good and dey must be in the top 25 fo shure. Oklahoma didn't beat none of dem SEC teams cept' fur' one and Michigan State neither. Curse them lyin' nurtherners! We'll prove em' wrong just like last year befor that cheetin' scumbag Urban Myer, or Urban Liar as I like to call him (I know, clever, right?), cheeted us outta our title game. Well I predict this year 14 touchdowns fer Derrick Henry in the semi's and 15 mor in da ship'! Nick Saban brings us our naty title and wins the Highs-man. ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!