Sunday, November 1, 2015

Nate Assignment 10

I will give you an honest as well as an unrealistic response to a zombie apocalypse. If we're being honest here I, just like everyone else , would really sit in my house and cry like a little fruitcake. Be true to yourself, if your dead friends were trying to eat you, you would not ride around gathering up ammunition and fortifying a prison like the Walking Dead. But, since this assignment is supposed to be fun, I'll give you a fun answer. I would gather the squad and magically find an armored SUV and a tank to drive around the city collecting all of the weapons. We would create an small village inside of champs so we could all play laser tag all day. We would eventually expand the village to include all of Lexington making a small country with a democratic government. Things would be going well, we would slowly eradicate the zombie population an continue to expand the size of the country. Then suddenly, Obama would federally mandate that all guns should stop working because he is now a military dictator. All of our guns would cease to function and our small country would become overrun and we would all die horribly. Thanks Obama.

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