Sunday, December 6, 2015
Assginment 10: Jordan Carroll
My extensive viewing of Shawn of The Dead has prepared me for this. The Zombie Apocalypse is happening and I'm gonna tell you how to survive. Okay well first thing you gotta do is build a wall- the great Donald Trump and World War Z have taught me that a wall is always the answer when it comes to keeping away the living dead (and illegal aliens). Next thing to do is get a crap ton of guns. Joe Biden believes the shot gun works best when defending oneself against the un-dead. One thing you have to remember- if your friends get bitten you only have room for one zombie in your shed (and only one extra xbox controller) so make sure you choose a zombie friend you can beat in fifa. If these don't work out for you, well that's your fault for listening to me for advice during a friggin zombie apocalypse. I am completely unexperienced in this field and if you're using this for survival you probably aren't going to survive.
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