LISTEN HERE MOFOS. I'm about to drop some magic on your piddly little world. Know that thing you hate? yeah, school. Listen to this ish: guess who doesn't have homework. That's right. Cave men. BOOM. I'm sure you know where I'm going with this, but I'll spell it out. Not literally, though. my time is TOO precious. Alright, so you listening? Hear this. NO SCHOOL. ever. that's it. prove me wrong. Pro tip: you can't. What do cave men have to worry about? Not school. No stress. THAT'S the life of a cave man. The most he's gotta worry about is his wife getting eaten by a sabre tooth tiger. But as we all know, that doesn't even COMPARE to what we have to deal with at school. We even get to wear loin cloths! because, you know, we wouldn't be smart enough to make all those unnecessary improvements to better our lives. Those are lame anyways. What good does advanced technology give you? None, really. Just like school. That's right, unnecessary. Because it is.
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