Blog 13 Robert Hancock

The resent conflicts in Syria and other Middle Eastern Nations have left many in search of homes and shelter from their war torn Home lands. This is why I propose that we as Americans open up our homes to these poor orphans and widows, and make a place in our own personal residences for them. Because the refugees have a different, and far superior, culture there are some important things you should know before you invite them in:

1. You should remove from the premises any thing pertaining to; Alcohol, pork, gambling, music, or pornography.

2. Your wives and daughters should begin to wear a burka or at very least a haj jib as promiscuity is frowned upon!

3. Do NOT make your new house guests sleep on the couch or guest room, instead give them the master bedroom so as to make them as comfortable as possible. 

4. On the topic of comfort, it should be expected that any men in the house should leave the home as the presence of men may upset the widows and orphans as they have suffered much at the hands of white MEN. A shed in the back yard is preferable but a motel may also be a viable substitute. 

5. You should also keep yours ears open in your neighborhood and workplace for racist or offensive comments directed at any of the refugees. If you do happen to hear any thing make sure to report them to a cultural sensitivity officer as soon as possible.

6. After we have made the home suitable we should begin making the rest of our towns cultural sensitive through the removing of crosses and other such idolatry from our churches, and should set up prayer rooms in place of a soup kitchen.

7.Finally don't buy into the republican lies, the ideal of bueaty in the middle east is different from our own. While the widows and orphans LOOK like able bodied 20 year old men, they are in fact beautiful widows and orphans.