Water is wet. and this is the story of Bartholomew the Cup.
Bartholomew may not be what you think him to be. He is a very special Cup. He is used by several people, and he is a protector. He protects children, the future. He protects them from all kinds of nefarious objects- such as footballs, elbows, and paintballs. He is a true hero. Many people would be sad without him. mainly those on the Y-chromosome side of life. Some people ask Bartholomew where he gets his name. He usually doesn't have enough time to tell them before the nice fellows in the big white van come and take these chaps to the Soft Room. Some may say Bartholomew has no reason for a positive outlook. But Bartholomew likes to stay positive. Maybe one day Bartholomew will be a fancy bowl. Or one of those weird spit holders at the dentist's. Bartholomew doesn't really think there is a difference between them.
isn't that something.
Bartholomew may not be what you think him to be. He is a very special Cup. He is used by several people, and he is a protector. He protects children, the future. He protects them from all kinds of nefarious objects- such as footballs, elbows, and paintballs. He is a true hero. Many people would be sad without him. mainly those on the Y-chromosome side of life. Some people ask Bartholomew where he gets his name. He usually doesn't have enough time to tell them before the nice fellows in the big white van come and take these chaps to the Soft Room. Some may say Bartholomew has no reason for a positive outlook. But Bartholomew likes to stay positive. Maybe one day Bartholomew will be a fancy bowl. Or one of those weird spit holders at the dentist's. Bartholomew doesn't really think there is a difference between them.
isn't that something.
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