week 13 Satire Thomas Werner

Trees Granted Voting Rights with Prop. 239

Another barrier breaking bill was passed this recent 2036 election, allowing these plants a say in what happens to them. Too many years have passed of oxygen breathing humans having all the power in politics, deciding willy nilly on what was best for plants and the environment while the actual trees being affected by such laws could only watch in silence as their fate was decided. But that oppression is over now.

America has become the frontier for forward thinking. No more shall our carbon dioxide breathing friends, nay, brothers be silenced by the law. All men are created equal? How bout all LIVING THINGS are created equal. In the Garden of Eden, it wasn’t just a man and a woman. It was a man, a woman, and a TREE. Once more, our bright American minds shall lead us to a bright American future.