5:00
am: time for Chopin’s Waltz #6 in D flat.
I am fumbled around by my half asleep owner and placed back on the side
of the bed. Not up yet I guess. I’ll just wait eight more minutes to wake
her, she was up pretty late the night before listening to me. Oh wait no it looks like she’s getting up
this time. OUCH! Watch where you stick those headphones! I know you’re still
trying to wake up but- oh my why is she shaking me. Please stop swinging me back and forth, ow,
ow, ow, ow. Why are you running? If you don’t stop this right now I’ll turn
off. I mean it missy. Thank the lord, a
break. And break over.
Finally,
my gps says we’re back home. Maps says
seven miles, not bad for a Saturday.
AHHHHHH! Can you please not drop me so much, my outfit is already
cracked from all of this abuse. Also why
is your music so loud? Can you plug me
back in? I’m sooo tired this morning. Oh wow that’s cold just leave me here on
the counter again. I feel so unloved
sometimes. You know I could just
accidentally dial your “friend” or autocorrect something really
inappropriate. Don’t try me! That’s it
girly, I’m facetiming someone random and there is nothing you can do to stop
me! That’s right, how do you like that
front facing camera?! Wait wait! What are you doing noooooooo stop that!
Oh!
So bright, why’d you go and turn me off like that? I was messing around a
bit. Oh man looks like it’s time to feed
the virtual cats. Hello there Tubbs and
Sammy and Shadow, aren’t y’all just the cutest today. Oh how sweet, you guys left me some
fishies. OMG! I can’t believe she wore
that dress to the party, I’ll just like it anyway to be nice. That’s a cool drawing. Double tap. Oooooooo looks like you have quite a few
missed texts from you know who… which you are now going to ignore. You know, it wouldn’t kill you to actually
respond in a timely manner. Wait what do
you think you’re doing! Homework?! No! Play with me, love me! Ok fine I’ll settle for some music just as
long as you don’t put me on-
Hmmmm
it appears I have no idea what’s going on.
All the news sites and apps are blank and your texts aren’t
working. I guess it’s meditation
time. Just let your processor go blank
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Mmmmmmmmmmm. Buzzzzz buzzzz buzzzz
buzzzz, timer’s going off! Wow it’s already time for dinner, that’s so crazy
how time flies on airplane mode.
Hehehe. Oh nice a little Netflix
before bed never hurt. What should we
watch tonight? What!? More x-files!
You’ve been on this series for six months now and I’m so bored. How about I just cause a little error or mess
with the wifi. That’s right! Yassss
that’s more like it, I love the Aristocats!
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